02 February 2009
101. Slow Old Blacksheeper
Slow Old Bastards H3 - 25 January 09
Here's What I Learned at SOB #419
--If you hare with a shedding grass hula skirt on, hounds will collect the shreds and put them in circle.
--Dr. Crotch Rot is a real person, not just an (in)famous legend.
--Surly can do a decent Malaysian Down-Down
--If you bust out with a 3-year-old's birthday cake before circle, all the kids will follow you around like you're the Pied Piper of Food.
--If you don't show up to an SOB for more than a year, you WILL be drinking in circle.
--If you cum to an SOB with your Trash bib, Darkside shirt and Black Sheep pants, you WILL be drinking in circle.
--If you hare an SOB live, some hounds will look at you funny.
--If your name is Hired Snatch and you're chasing a hare with a hula skirt and grass hat, drivers will look at you funny.
--If you hare the week after recovering from bronchitis, even haring SOB can kick your ass.
--Even a sub-3-mile trail with no shiggy can kick some SOB'ers asses.
--If you bring a gallon of shooters to the hash, the hounds will have no problem making them disappear.
--If you bring a remote-controlled plane to the hash, the hounds will have no problem making it disappear in a tree.
--If you bring a remote-controlled plane to the hash, dogs will go berserk.
--If you bring a screaming, flying stuffed monkey to the hash, toddlers and adult children will go berserk.
--The newest attraction in Atlanta: The Vinings Poo Garden.
--If a male hound sees a shiny object, even if it's in the middle of The Vinings Poo Garden, he will pick it up and sniff it. Mmmm... shiny objects.
Things You Might Get Scolded For at a Family-Friendly Hash:
--Showing your ass
--Grabbing boobs... even through clothes
--Singing the unaltered lyrics to Happy Birthday Fuck You
--Talking about body parts that a bathing suit normally covers
--Indulging in self-gratification
--Frolicking in The Vinings Poo Garden
--Farting and pretending that you love it
--Trying to eat birthday cake by sniffing it up your nose
--Experimenting with golden showers
--Eating flour
May the Hash Get a G-Rated Piece
Here's What I Learned at SOB #419
--If you hare with a shedding grass hula skirt on, hounds will collect the shreds and put them in circle.
--Dr. Crotch Rot is a real person, not just an (in)famous legend.
--Surly can do a decent Malaysian Down-Down
--If you bust out with a 3-year-old's birthday cake before circle, all the kids will follow you around like you're the Pied Piper of Food.
--If you don't show up to an SOB for more than a year, you WILL be drinking in circle.
--If you cum to an SOB with your Trash bib, Darkside shirt and Black Sheep pants, you WILL be drinking in circle.
--If you hare an SOB live, some hounds will look at you funny.
--If your name is Hired Snatch and you're chasing a hare with a hula skirt and grass hat, drivers will look at you funny.
--If you hare the week after recovering from bronchitis, even haring SOB can kick your ass.
--Even a sub-3-mile trail with no shiggy can kick some SOB'ers asses.
--If you bring a gallon of shooters to the hash, the hounds will have no problem making them disappear.
--If you bring a remote-controlled plane to the hash, the hounds will have no problem making it disappear in a tree.
--If you bring a remote-controlled plane to the hash, dogs will go berserk.
--If you bring a screaming, flying stuffed monkey to the hash, toddlers and adult children will go berserk.
--The newest attraction in Atlanta: The Vinings Poo Garden.
--If a male hound sees a shiny object, even if it's in the middle of The Vinings Poo Garden, he will pick it up and sniff it. Mmmm... shiny objects.
Things You Might Get Scolded For at a Family-Friendly Hash:
--Showing your ass
--Grabbing boobs... even through clothes
--Singing the unaltered lyrics to Happy Birthday Fuck You
--Talking about body parts that a bathing suit normally covers
--Indulging in self-gratification
--Frolicking in The Vinings Poo Garden
--Farting and pretending that you love it
--Trying to eat birthday cake by sniffing it up your nose
--Experimenting with golden showers
--Eating flour
May the Hash Get a G-Rated Piece
# posted by L&F @ 11:03 PM 
