05 November 2005
21. What I Learned at BSH3’s 350th
Black Sheep H3 - 8 Febeerary 2004
10. If you're haring, and you Sharpie the r*n number on your ass,
you'll get a better send-off.
9. If you see a tunnel, go in. It'll be worth it.
8. If you're on trail with someone who's twice as tall as you and
they start wading into water up to their chest, you'll be swimming.
7. If you swim in near-freezing water, don't be surprised if you stop
breathing. But it's a rush. Trust me.
6. If you get to the end and find your hands are so numb you can't
even get your shoes unlaced, a fire can be your best friend.
5. If you want to make hashers happy on a cold day, have hot food at
the end of trail.
4. If you want to keep Sani happy, you'll need to make sure she
doesn't have to slosh through frigid water or waist-deep swamps.
3. If you walk away from circle before circle is over, your ass will
be on the ice.
2. If you have the name Ugly Mug, you'll need to acquire the uncanny
ability to contort your mug look exactly like the design on a wooden
Black Sheep mug.
1. If you get the name "Another Stupid Bitch," you won't keep it long.
I love beer,
-L&F
10. If you're haring, and you Sharpie the r*n number on your ass,
you'll get a better send-off.
9. If you see a tunnel, go in. It'll be worth it.
8. If you're on trail with someone who's twice as tall as you and
they start wading into water up to their chest, you'll be swimming.
7. If you swim in near-freezing water, don't be surprised if you stop
breathing. But it's a rush. Trust me.
6. If you get to the end and find your hands are so numb you can't
even get your shoes unlaced, a fire can be your best friend.
5. If you want to make hashers happy on a cold day, have hot food at
the end of trail.
4. If you want to keep Sani happy, you'll need to make sure she
doesn't have to slosh through frigid water or waist-deep swamps.
3. If you walk away from circle before circle is over, your ass will
be on the ice.
2. If you have the name Ugly Mug, you'll need to acquire the uncanny
ability to contort your mug look exactly like the design on a wooden
Black Sheep mug.
1. If you get the name "Another Stupid Bitch," you won't keep it long.
I love beer,
-L&F
# posted by L&F @ 5:45 PM 
