05 November 2005
3. Hashing by the Numbers
Daytona Beach H3 - 14 May 2003
DBH3 Hash -- 708
Date -- 14 May 03
Scheduled Hares -- 3
(Gilligan, Amelia Airfart, Tongue in Groove)
Hares that ended up not haring -- 1
(TNG)
Hounds/Auto Hashers --
(In no particular order: )
Virgins that ended up really drunk -- 1
( )
Virgins that ended up not actually being virgins because they had hashed previously overseas a long time ago -- 1
( )
Out-of-towners -- 1
(Lost and Fucked from Atlanta)
Really, really late-cummers -- 1
(Waaayyy Beyond Gay)
The hares' official head start, in minutes -- 15
Actual head start, in minutes -- 13
Checks noticed on trail -- 9
Whichy-ways noticed on trail -- 3
Boob checks -- 1
Beer stops -- 1
Percentage of trail run on sand -- 32
Percentage of hounds who avoided getting their feet wet -- 97
Percentage of hounds who liked trail -- 100
Percentage of hounds who hated trail -- 100
Cockpit's special number -- 100
DBH3's special number -- 69
Civilians found on trail that were transfixed by "Happy 100 Cock" -- 1
Civilians found on trail that were confused by all the flour -- 7
Overweight guys found on trail that were too wrapped up in disc golf to notice flour -- 1
Hashers corrected for saying "Frizbee Golf" -- 9
Discs in a typical disc-golf bag -- 18
Percentage of disc golfers who get laid regularly -- 3
Number of times hashers heard the phrase "PDGA dot com" at the beer stop -- 19
Number of disc golfers worldwide who drink more than hashers -- 1 (deceased)
Jello Shots -- 30
Types of beer in the coolers -- 6
FRB's -- 1
DLF's -- 3
Bald guys -- 3
"When one bald guy drinks, ALL bald guys drink" -- 15
Verses of "The End of the Month" that No Blow snuck in before the next bald-guy down-down -- 6
Daytona Hashes that Gilligan has missed -- 0
On-Afters -- 1
Bartenders at On-After who rolled their eyes when the Hashers arrived -- 2
Pitchers of beer noticed at On-After -- 8
Pistons -- 78
Sixers -- 77
Hashers who learned that smoking is now only allowed at the bar -- 5
Number of names Amelia Airfart would rather have, other than Amelia Airfart -- 6,794,374
DBH3 Hash -- 708
Date -- 14 May 03
Scheduled Hares -- 3
(Gilligan, Amelia Airfart, Tongue in Groove)
Hares that ended up not haring -- 1
(TNG)
Hounds/Auto Hashers --
(In no particular order: )
Virgins that ended up really drunk -- 1
( )
Virgins that ended up not actually being virgins because they had hashed previously overseas a long time ago -- 1
( )
Out-of-towners -- 1
(Lost and Fucked from Atlanta)
Really, really late-cummers -- 1
(Waaayyy Beyond Gay)
The hares' official head start, in minutes -- 15
Actual head start, in minutes -- 13
Checks noticed on trail -- 9
Whichy-ways noticed on trail -- 3
Boob checks -- 1
Beer stops -- 1
Percentage of trail run on sand -- 32
Percentage of hounds who avoided getting their feet wet -- 97
Percentage of hounds who liked trail -- 100
Percentage of hounds who hated trail -- 100
Cockpit's special number -- 100
DBH3's special number -- 69
Civilians found on trail that were transfixed by "Happy 100 Cock" -- 1
Civilians found on trail that were confused by all the flour -- 7
Overweight guys found on trail that were too wrapped up in disc golf to notice flour -- 1
Hashers corrected for saying "Frizbee Golf" -- 9
Discs in a typical disc-golf bag -- 18
Percentage of disc golfers who get laid regularly -- 3
Number of times hashers heard the phrase "PDGA dot com" at the beer stop -- 19
Number of disc golfers worldwide who drink more than hashers -- 1 (deceased)
Jello Shots -- 30
Types of beer in the coolers -- 6
FRB's -- 1
DLF's -- 3
Bald guys -- 3
"When one bald guy drinks, ALL bald guys drink" -- 15
Verses of "The End of the Month" that No Blow snuck in before the next bald-guy down-down -- 6
Daytona Hashes that Gilligan has missed -- 0
On-Afters -- 1
Bartenders at On-After who rolled their eyes when the Hashers arrived -- 2
Pitchers of beer noticed at On-After -- 8
Pistons -- 78
Sixers -- 77
Hashers who learned that smoking is now only allowed at the bar -- 5
Number of names Amelia Airfart would rather have, other than Amelia Airfart -- 6,794,374
# posted by L&F @ 5:17 PM 
