05 November 2005
20. Timeline: Triangle’s 1st Anal-versary
Triangle H3 - 30 January 2004 to 1 February 2004
There will be no manifesto for the weekend. That’s because almost all of the intriguing stories fall under the category of What Happens at Camp Stays at Camp. Instead, here is a timeline, from the perspective of your humble author, and without the inclusion of names. The times are approximate, due to your humble author’s inability to tell time while drunk.
Friday
5:00p - The Atlanta Road Whores leave reality.
10:30p - The Atlanta Road Whores are drinking in Durham.
10:34p - The quote of the weekend is heard: “Blow jobs are food.”
Saturday
12:46a - Playing Three Man at a bar. Two hashers defy the odds by rolling three straight doubles after getting the dice in a “Share ‘em” split. The crowd erupts.
12:49a - The waitress says our perfectly acceptable hash behavior isn’t acceptable, which is confusing to many.
5:10a - Sleep
8:00a - The Bar opens in room 289.
8:02a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 1): Coke and Rum
10:23a - A dick check in front of The Bar leads to random public nakedness.
11:39a - THE PREGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 2): Rum and Coke
12:00p - Kegs are tapped at the hospitality suite. Note the room is clean. This won’t last long.
12:15p - Beer pong commences.
2:00p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:10p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:20p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:30p - Road trip rule goes into effect: “Never leave camp.” Beer pong continues. The keg is wheeled into the room.
4:12p - Two hashers defy the odds in beer pong with three straight sporks. The crowd erupts.
7:55p - Scene at The Bar: The gallon-and-a-half of shooters is now gone. We switch to Rum.
8:00p - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 3): Rum ‘n C
(pronounced Rummin-kuh)
9:10p - Condoms attached to a shirt are removed and put to good use. Details unavailable at press time.
10:12p - Astroglide attached to a shirt is removed and put to good use. Ditto.
10:32p - Paddy Gibney and Bill the Violin Guy amaze the drunken masses by singing hash songs with musical accompaniment. Three Man continues across the room.
11:45p - The drunken masses decide Paddy and Bill need to play at NC/SC 2004.
Sunday
12:26a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 4): Rum’n
1:51a - “You know, if you break that table, you won’t have to pay for it.”
1:52a - The table breaks.
5:15a - The marathon session of Three Man winds down.
6:53a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 5): Rum
8:47a - Shoney's Breakfast Buffet.
10:00a - Proof of an excellent weekend: The hospitality suite is a sight to see. If there is a total opposite of clean, this would be it. It smells like a keg exploded.
12:30p - The Atlanta Road Whores shuffle to the car and drive to their next destination.
2:20p - Charlotte. We miss trail, but hit circle. A certain someone who shall remain nameless decides to prelay trail, drop off a few beers at the start, leave to go to his parent’s house and not return for circle. There is a beer stop, but no beer there. Etc. The sober masses decide he will own the hashit for eternity.
3:27p - Super Bowl prelube.
5:53p - Super Bowl party. Is that rum on the table? Yup.
11:51p - The Atlanta Road Whores return to reality. My piss smells like coffee, my jacket still smells like Shoney’s Breakfast Buffet, and I smell like alcohol. Your humble author takes his last shot of the weekend and crawls into bed happy.
Until Next Time,
On Out
There will be no manifesto for the weekend. That’s because almost all of the intriguing stories fall under the category of What Happens at Camp Stays at Camp. Instead, here is a timeline, from the perspective of your humble author, and without the inclusion of names. The times are approximate, due to your humble author’s inability to tell time while drunk.
Friday
5:00p - The Atlanta Road Whores leave reality.
10:30p - The Atlanta Road Whores are drinking in Durham.
10:34p - The quote of the weekend is heard: “Blow jobs are food.”
Saturday
12:46a - Playing Three Man at a bar. Two hashers defy the odds by rolling three straight doubles after getting the dice in a “Share ‘em” split. The crowd erupts.
12:49a - The waitress says our perfectly acceptable hash behavior isn’t acceptable, which is confusing to many.
5:10a - Sleep
8:00a - The Bar opens in room 289.
8:02a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 1): Coke and Rum
10:23a - A dick check in front of The Bar leads to random public nakedness.
11:39a - THE PREGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 2): Rum and Coke
12:00p - Kegs are tapped at the hospitality suite. Note the room is clean. This won’t last long.
12:15p - Beer pong commences.
2:00p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:10p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:20p - “Trail starts in 10 minutes!”
2:30p - Road trip rule goes into effect: “Never leave camp.” Beer pong continues. The keg is wheeled into the room.
4:12p - Two hashers defy the odds in beer pong with three straight sporks. The crowd erupts.
7:55p - Scene at The Bar: The gallon-and-a-half of shooters is now gone. We switch to Rum.
8:00p - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 3): Rum ‘n C
(pronounced Rummin-kuh)
9:10p - Condoms attached to a shirt are removed and put to good use. Details unavailable at press time.
10:12p - Astroglide attached to a shirt is removed and put to good use. Ditto.
10:32p - Paddy Gibney and Bill the Violin Guy amaze the drunken masses by singing hash songs with musical accompaniment. Three Man continues across the room.
11:45p - The drunken masses decide Paddy and Bill need to play at NC/SC 2004.
Sunday
12:26a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 4): Rum’n
1:51a - “You know, if you break that table, you won’t have to pay for it.”
1:52a - The table breaks.
5:15a - The marathon session of Three Man winds down.
6:53a - THE PROGRESSION OF HASH DRINKING (PART 5): Rum
8:47a - Shoney's Breakfast Buffet.
10:00a - Proof of an excellent weekend: The hospitality suite is a sight to see. If there is a total opposite of clean, this would be it. It smells like a keg exploded.
12:30p - The Atlanta Road Whores shuffle to the car and drive to their next destination.
2:20p - Charlotte. We miss trail, but hit circle. A certain someone who shall remain nameless decides to prelay trail, drop off a few beers at the start, leave to go to his parent’s house and not return for circle. There is a beer stop, but no beer there. Etc. The sober masses decide he will own the hashit for eternity.
3:27p - Super Bowl prelube.
5:53p - Super Bowl party. Is that rum on the table? Yup.
11:51p - The Atlanta Road Whores return to reality. My piss smells like coffee, my jacket still smells like Shoney’s Breakfast Buffet, and I smell like alcohol. Your humble author takes his last shot of the weekend and crawls into bed happy.
Until Next Time,
On Out
# posted by L&F @ 5:45 PM 
