29 October 2008
97. The Happy Heretics 100
Happy Heretics H3 - 19 Septembeer 08 to 21 Septembeer 08
20 Things I Learned at H5's 100th Weekend:
20. Cypress knees look like butt plugs.
19. If you take a shit in circle and your name is Muddy, you won't do
one down-down. You'll do all of them.
18. The best place to get your car stuck in the mud is next to a
tractor.
17. If you bring a sex swing to camp, it will be used.
16. If you want to see what effect Ron Jeremy has on waitresses, go to
a bar with Shappens.
15. Don't just bring Bloody Mary fixins to camp... bring Big Al to
make them for you.
14. After you see a gabamazillion pair of lovebugs, you get the idea:
They're horny.
13. If you're motivated enough to use your big, purple strap-on at
camp, someone will bend over for you.
12. Cocktail Sauce, Valencia Hot Sauce or Champagne can make
everything taste better.
11. Trashers rock at beer pong. And judging beer pong.
10. If you steal a guy's pink shoes while he's having sex, your car
will eventually disappear.
9. The farther you drive for beer, the better the beer tastes when
you get there.
8. Skeeters as big as birds aren't a Charleston myth. They're a
Charleston fact of life.
7. Hunters don't like Harriettes who flash their 9-year-old offspring.
6. Busting out a pussy pump for a naked demo is the best way to gain
control of circle.
5. A hot shower on Sunday to wash off all the deet is almost as good
as sex.
4. Ingredients for morning entertainment: Duct tape, Slappy and a ton
of beer.
3. If you want hashers to bitch about your historic Centennial trail,
ask shiggy-loving Black Sheepers to hare.
2. A beer pong serve… a shooting star hash shot… anything is better
off a booby.
1. Shit and Jackoff can put on a mean event. And Jackoff's bordering
on sexy when he cracks the whip.
Thanks to RMB for contributing to this list.
May the Hash Get a Piece
20 Things I Learned at H5's 100th Weekend:
20. Cypress knees look like butt plugs.
19. If you take a shit in circle and your name is Muddy, you won't do
one down-down. You'll do all of them.
18. The best place to get your car stuck in the mud is next to a
tractor.
17. If you bring a sex swing to camp, it will be used.
16. If you want to see what effect Ron Jeremy has on waitresses, go to
a bar with Shappens.
15. Don't just bring Bloody Mary fixins to camp... bring Big Al to
make them for you.
14. After you see a gabamazillion pair of lovebugs, you get the idea:
They're horny.
13. If you're motivated enough to use your big, purple strap-on at
camp, someone will bend over for you.
12. Cocktail Sauce, Valencia Hot Sauce or Champagne can make
everything taste better.
11. Trashers rock at beer pong. And judging beer pong.
10. If you steal a guy's pink shoes while he's having sex, your car
will eventually disappear.
9. The farther you drive for beer, the better the beer tastes when
you get there.
8. Skeeters as big as birds aren't a Charleston myth. They're a
Charleston fact of life.
7. Hunters don't like Harriettes who flash their 9-year-old offspring.
6. Busting out a pussy pump for a naked demo is the best way to gain
control of circle.
5. A hot shower on Sunday to wash off all the deet is almost as good
as sex.
4. Ingredients for morning entertainment: Duct tape, Slappy and a ton
of beer.
3. If you want hashers to bitch about your historic Centennial trail,
ask shiggy-loving Black Sheepers to hare.
2. A beer pong serve… a shooting star hash shot… anything is better
off a booby.
1. Shit and Jackoff can put on a mean event. And Jackoff's bordering
on sexy when he cracks the whip.
Thanks to RMB for contributing to this list.
May the Hash Get a Piece
# posted by L&F @ 9:43 PM 
