05 November 2005
36. Sex with Grandma
Charlotte H3 - 7 August 2004
For the inquiring minds from Lake Quake, the song is below. I finished it on the drive home.
But first, The Quote of the Weekend:
[from a drunk Harriette, taking about the strength of Everclear]:
"The only thing not in it is everything else."
Here's another thank you to Fish and Sticky, and a thank you to everyone who came for giving this out-of-towner another great weekend in Charlotte.
-L&F
IT’S GRANDMA
Melody - Original, but parts are close to “Plastic Jesus”
By Lost & Fucked, Black Sheep H3/Charlotte H3
(Give a signal when you want the pack to scream “IT’S GRANDMA!” Like raise your arms in orgasmic delight.)
Well her highness has some dryness
So I bring my sexual grease
And when all that gin kicks in
You bet I’ll get a piece…
[Chant]: Spring, summer, winter, fall. Who’s the fairest of the all?
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
I don’t care what’s the season
As long as there’s some geezin’ pleasin’
Going on inside my fuckin’ car.
I will overlook the tumors
As long as Granny drops her bloomers
Freaky fornicatin’ in my car.
When we pull up in the driveway
Grandpa asks us why we’re late
I’m careful with my answer
‘Cause I’ve found my soul mate.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
Beyond the tremors and the wrinkles
And the perfume that is sprinkled
That aged-lady smell inside my car.
Blowjobs are beyond belief
She’s got removable false teeth
Blowin’ me like a pornographic star.
My 90 year old date inside my car.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
[Chant]: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. Who makes everyday a fun day?
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
I don’t care what day it is
As long as Granny gets the jizz
Steaming windows in my fucking car
Although she’s no longer sprightly
She’s retired so sex is nightly
Givin granny love inside my car
Well her eyesight’s sorely fading
And her hearing’s going too
But someone won’t get pregnant
I bet you can guess who.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
She becomes a horny biddy
When I squeeze those pancake titties
Swappin fluids in my fucking car
When she dies I’ll truly miss her
But she’s got an older sister
May-December sex is above par.
Geriatric love inside my car.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
For the inquiring minds from Lake Quake, the song is below. I finished it on the drive home.
But first, The Quote of the Weekend:
[from a drunk Harriette, taking about the strength of Everclear]:
"The only thing not in it is everything else."
Here's another thank you to Fish and Sticky, and a thank you to everyone who came for giving this out-of-towner another great weekend in Charlotte.
-L&F
IT’S GRANDMA
Melody - Original, but parts are close to “Plastic Jesus”
By Lost & Fucked, Black Sheep H3/Charlotte H3
(Give a signal when you want the pack to scream “IT’S GRANDMA!” Like raise your arms in orgasmic delight.)
Well her highness has some dryness
So I bring my sexual grease
And when all that gin kicks in
You bet I’ll get a piece…
[Chant]: Spring, summer, winter, fall. Who’s the fairest of the all?
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
I don’t care what’s the season
As long as there’s some geezin’ pleasin’
Going on inside my fuckin’ car.
I will overlook the tumors
As long as Granny drops her bloomers
Freaky fornicatin’ in my car.
When we pull up in the driveway
Grandpa asks us why we’re late
I’m careful with my answer
‘Cause I’ve found my soul mate.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
Beyond the tremors and the wrinkles
And the perfume that is sprinkled
That aged-lady smell inside my car.
Blowjobs are beyond belief
She’s got removable false teeth
Blowin’ me like a pornographic star.
My 90 year old date inside my car.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
[Chant]: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. Who makes everyday a fun day?
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
I don’t care what day it is
As long as Granny gets the jizz
Steaming windows in my fucking car
Although she’s no longer sprightly
She’s retired so sex is nightly
Givin granny love inside my car
Well her eyesight’s sorely fading
And her hearing’s going too
But someone won’t get pregnant
I bet you can guess who.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
She becomes a horny biddy
When I squeeze those pancake titties
Swappin fluids in my fucking car
When she dies I’ll truly miss her
But she’s got an older sister
May-December sex is above par.
Geriatric love inside my car.
[Pack]: IT’S GRANDMA!
# posted by L&F @ 6:07 PM 
